We all know that the late Kim Jong-Il liked to look at things. What is less known is that he also engaged in staring contests with cows. It is unknown how the contest documented in this picture ended. The cows certainly seem a bit shy in the presence of the Beloved and Respected Leader and don't stare as hard as they could. But this is just a snapshot. Maybe the cows overcame their timidness and the contest went on for hours. Maybe the Invincible and Ever-triumphant General decided he would not be defeated in a staring contest by a cow, after resisting capitalist enirclement for so long. After all, do we really know how this Amazing Politician died? Maybe a dissident cow stared him out of office...
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